Mark Watkins
November 1, 2017
- meet the team -
Cylinder Dept Manager
Team Member Since: 909 B.C.
Schooling: Doctorate Degree from Darwin Technical College
Hobbies: Coaching, Shearing Sheep, Crochet
Random Fact: Once crocheted the entire 1997 Chicago Bulls starting lineup matching jerseys into baby onesies.
Greatest Accomplishment: See Above!
Favorite Quote: “That is all very senseless, but this senselessness has a pretty mouth, and it smiles.”