Mark Watkins

Cylinder Dept Manager

Team Member Since: 909 B.C.

Schooling: Doctorate Degree from Darwin Technical College

Hobbies: Coaching, Shearing Sheep, Crochet 

Random Fact: Once crocheted the entire 1997 Chicago Bulls starting lineup matching jerseys into baby onesies. 

Greatest Accomplishment: See Above!

Favorite Quote: “That is all very senseless, but this senselessness has a pretty mouth, and it smiles.”